Funny.covid sayings
1. "I'm starting to think my dog is sick of me being home all the time."
2. "I never thought the phrase 'I'm bored' would become a genuine health concern."
3. "I've been practicing social distancing for years, but now it's just called 'being responsible.'"
4. "I never imagined that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth during a pandemic."
5. "I've been training for this my whole life... I just didn't know it would involve so much toilet paper."
6. "I never thought the most essential workers would be the ones delivering my takeout."
7. "I used to avoid people because I didn't like them. Now I avoid them because I love them."
8. "My house has become a combination of a daycare, a school, and a restaurant. I miss the days when it was just a home."
9. "I never thought the most valuable thing in my wardrobe would be a face mask."
10. "I've reached the point where my plants are starting to avoid me because I talk to them too much."
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