Funnyretail sayings
1. "Sorry, we're all out of the 'patience' aisle today."
2. "I'm not a magician, but I can definitely make your wallet disappear."
3. "If you can't find it in our store, it's probably at the store next door."
4. "I'm not a mind reader, so please don't make me guess what you want."
5. "Our return policy is like a bad relationship - once it's over, it's over."
6. "I'm not paid enough to deal with this level of chaos."
7. "If you can't decide, just buy them all and call it a day."
8. "I'm not a therapist, but I can listen to your shopping problems."
9. "Welcome to our store, where the prices are high and the patience is low."
10. "Please don't make me call security over a sale item."
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