Garden sayings funny

1. "I'm not a gardener, I'm a plant whisperer."

2. "I'm so good at gardening, I make the plants jealous."

3. "I'm a bloomin' genius in the garden."

4. "I'm not lazy, I'm in plant hibernation."

5. "I'm just a dandelion in a world of roses."

6. "I'm a firm believer in the power of retail therapy...in the garden center."

7. "I'm not a control freak, I just like to micromanage my plants."

8. "I'm not a hoarder, I'm just saving plants from a life of neglect."

9. "I'm not a botanist, I just play one in my garden."

10. "I'm not a plant addict, I'm a botanical enthusiast."

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