Gentlemanly insults and sayings
1. "You have the manners of a goat and the wit of a turnip."
2. "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."
3. "I must say, your ignorance is truly astounding."
4. "You are as sharp as a marble."
5. "I would call you a fool, but that would be an insult to fools everywhere."
6. "Your presence is like a breath of fresh air...if that air was filled with the stench of ignorance."
7. "I have met more intelligent rocks than you."
8. "I see you have the grace of a charging rhinoceros."
9. "Your lack of sophistication is truly remarkable."
10. "I must commend you on your ability to consistently disappoint."
Above is Gentlemanly insults and sayings.
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