Gift ideas with funny sayings
1. A coffee mug that says "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
2. A t-shirt that says "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
3. A pair of socks that say "If you can read this, bring me chocolate."
4. A wine glass that says "Wine a little, laugh a lot."
5. A keychain that says "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
6. A notebook that says "I'm not procrastinating, I'm doing research."
7. A pillow that says "I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes."
8. A magnet that says "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
9. A kitchen apron that says "I'm not a chef, I'm a culinary mastermind."
10. A phone case that says "I'm not addicted to my phone, I'm committed to staying connected."
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