Goat sayings funny

1. "I'm not kidding around, I'm the G.O.A.T. - Greatest of All Time!"

2. "I'm feeling a bit 'baa'-d today, but I'll get through it."

3. "I'm not just a pretty face, I've goat skills!"

4. "I'm the G.O.A.T. because I always know how to 'ram' my point across."

5. "I'm not one to 'kid' around, but I do love a good joke."

6. "I may be a bit 'horny' but I'm still a 'kid' at heart."

7. "I'm not 'bleating' around the bush, I'm the G.O.A.T. and I know it!"

8. "I may be a bit 'gruff' at times, but that's just my goat-titude."

9. "I'm not just a 'kid'der, I'm a G.O.A.T. - Get Out And Try!"

10. "I may be a goat, but I've goat a lot of love to give!"

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