God one funny sayings
Sure, here's a funny saying: "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
Above is God one funny sayings.
Sure, here's a funny saying: "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
Above is God one funny sayings.
1. Building sand castles is a way to escape reality for a while.2. Like a sand castle, all is temporary. Build it, tend it, enjoy it. And when the time comes, let it go.3. The beauty of a sand castle lies in its impermanence.4. In the end, all we can do is build our sand castles and watch as
1. Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own. - Harold Coffin2. Envy shoots at others and wounds itself. - English Proverb3. Envy is the ulcer of the soul. - Socrates4. Envy is the coward side of greed. - John Steinbeck5. Envy is the most stupid of vices,
1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?4. I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.5. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.6. I'm not ignoring yo
1. Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.2. It's the little things that make life big.3. Happiness is found in the simplest of things.4. Small moments, big memories.5. Appreciate the small moments of joy in each day.6. Life is made up
1. Happy birthday to my husband, who still manages to look hot even with a dad bod.2. To my husband on his birthday: You may be getting older, but at least you're not as old as you'll be next year.3. Happy birthday to the man who still makes my heart race... mostly from chasing after our kids.
1. You are my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye.2. In your arms is where I belong.3. Together we make a perfect fit.4. You are the missing piece to my puzzle.5. Every moment with you is a treasure.6. Our love is a beautiful adventure.7. You are my sunshine on a rainy day.8. With y
1. The tassel was worth the hassle.2. Dream big, work hard, stay humble.3. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.4. The best is yet to come.5. It's not the end, it's just the beginning.6. Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.7. The world is your
1. Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.2. Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.3. The time is always right to do what is right.4. Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircas
1. I'm ready to rock 'n' roll in JK!2. Learning and playing, all day in JK!3. JK is where the fun begins!4. Tiny hands, big dreams in JK!5. Making friends and memories in JK!6. JK is where I shine bright like a star!7. Learning new things, one crayon at a time in JK!8. JK is where I s
1. I'm not drunk, I'm just speaking cursive.2. I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm a gravity tester.3. Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.4. I have mixed drinks about feelings.5. I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a professional drinker.6. I'm not sure if the glass is ha