Good old funny sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
7. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
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1. May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back.2. May the sun shine warm upon your face, and the rains fall soft upon your fields.3. May the luck of the Irish be with you.4. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your do
The phrase whale oil beef hooked is a humorous way of saying well, I'll be fucked. It is a play on words that sounds like the original phrase when said quickly.As for other sayings, here are a few examples:1. Bob's your uncle - a British expression meaning there you have it or it's as simpl
Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, was known for his sharp wit and sometimes controversial sense of humor. Here are some of his memorable sayings:1. The problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.2. When a man
1. They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom! - William Wallace2. Every man dies, not every man really lives. - William Wallace3. Your heart is free, have the courage to follow it. - William Wallace4. It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom. - William Wallace5. Men
1. In this life now, you kill or you die. Or you die and you kill. - The Governor2. We are the walking dead. - Rick Grimes3. You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry. Hell, you're all gonna be doing that. - Negan4. We don't kill the living. - Rick Grimes5. You fight it. You don't give up
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1. I'm here for the boos!2. If you've got it, haunt it!3. Witch better have my candy!4. Creepin' it real.5. Resting witch face.6. Eat, drink, and be scary.7. Ghouls just wanna have fun.8. I'm just here for the boos and the boos.9. Trick or treat yo' self!10. Keep calm and carry a
1. Makeup is my art, my face is the canvas.2. Life is short, buy the makeup.3. Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself.4. I have too much makeup... said no one ever.5. My makeup bag is my happy place.6. Confidence is the best makeup you can wear.7. Makeup is not a mask, it's
1. Give me liberty or give me death. - Patrick Henry2. Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. - Ronald Reagan3. Liberty is the breath of life t