Groucho sayings

Here are some famous sayings by Groucho Marx:

1. "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

2. "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

3. "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

4. "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

5. "I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book."

6. "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."

7. "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

8. "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies."

9. "A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."

10. "I intend to live forever, or die trying."

Above is Groucho sayings.