Grumpy old folk sayings
1. "Back in my day, we had to walk five miles to school, uphill both ways."
2. "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."
3. "A penny saved is a penny earned."
4. "The early bird catches the worm."
5. "Youth is wasted on the young."
6. "When I was your age, we didn't have all these fancy gadgets."
7. "Hard work never killed anyone."
8. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
9. "You'll understand when you're older."
10. "Respect your elders."
Above is Grumpy old folk sayings.
1. Top o' the mornin' to ya!2. May the luck of the Irish be with you.3. There's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.4. Catch me if you can!5. A little mischief never hurt anyone.6. Every day is St. Patrick's Day for me!7. I'll grant you three wishes, but choose wisely.8. Follow me
Life is short, eat the chocolate first. Chocolate makes everything better, especially Easter. Easter is the only time it's okay to put all your eggs in one basket... of chocolate. Who needs a bunny when you have chocolate? Easter calories don't count when they're in the form of chocolate.
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. - Anonymous2. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down. - Anonymous3. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. - Steven Wright4. I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers d
1. Long may your big jib draw!2. May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead!3. Lord love a duck!4. What's on the go, me ol' cock?5. By the powers!6. Don't be a dunny rat!7. Keep her lit, b'y!8. A sight for sore eyes, me son!9. You're some good, me son!10.
1. Gratitude turns what we have into enough.2. In all things, give thanks.3. Thankful, grateful, blessed.4. Start each day with a grateful heart.5. Gratitude is the best attitude.6. Thankful and blessed.7. Count your blessings, not your problems.8. Grateful for every moment.9. Thank
1. Land of the free, home of the brave. Happy 4th of July!2. Let freedom ring! Wishing you a happy Independence Day.3. Red, white, and blue, we're celebrating you! Happy 4th of July.4. Stars, stripes, and fireworks bright, have a fantastic 4th of July night!5. Celebrate the land of the free
1. Born with a silver spoon in your mouth.2. Born under a lucky star.3. Born to be wild.4. Born to run.5. Born to be great.6. Born to be a leader.7. Born to be a star.8. Born to be free.9. Born to be happy.10. Born to be loved.
1. যারা হারানো ভালো তারা জয় পেতে পারে। (Those who lose well can win.)2. যত্ন কর, সফলতা আসবে। (Success will come with effort.)3. আলোর দিকে তাকানো হয় আলোর দিকে যাওয়ার জন্য। (Look towards the light to go towards the light.)4. যদি আপনি চান তাহলে সম্ভব। (If you want it, it's possible.)5. সফলতা হ
1. Wishing you a Merry Christmas filled with love, joy, and laughter!2. May your Christmas be merry and bright, just like your Facebook feed!3. Sending warm holiday wishes to all my Facebook friends. Merry Christmas!4. May your heart be filled with the magic of Christmas and your feed with be
1. This boat is so slow, it's like watching paint dry on the water.2. I'd rather swim than ride in this sorry excuse for a speed boat.3. This boat is a real drag, literally and figuratively.4. I've seen rowboats go faster than this thing.5. If speed was a crime, this boat would be serving a