Hipster funny sayings

1. "I liked irony before it was cool."

2. "I'm so underground, I'm practically a root vegetable."

3. "I'm not a regular hipster, I'm a deconstructed latte kind of hipster."

4. "I'm too cool for mainstream jokes, I only laugh at obscure references."

5. "I'm not a hipster, I'm just ahead of the trend curve."

6. "I'm so hipster, I make thrift store finds look like designer pieces."

7. "I'm like a vinyl record, vintage and full of character."

8. "I'm not a hipster, I'm a connoisseur of the unconventional."

9. "I don't follow trends, I set them... ironically."

10. "I'm so hipster, I drink my coffee black... with a splash of irony."

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