Gym sayings and quotes funny
1. "I workout because I really love to eat... a lot."
2. "I'm not sweating, I'm just sparkling."
3. "Sweat is just fat crying."
4. "I don't sweat, I sparkle."
5. "I workout because I know I would be the first to die in the Hunger Games."
6. "I'm not a gym rat, I'm a gym unicorn."
7. "I workout because punching people is frowned upon."
8. "I workout because I refuse to be the fat friend."
9. "I workout because I want to be able to carry all the groceries in one trip."
10. "I workout because I want to be able to chase down the ice cream truck."
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