Jewish sayings funny
Here are a few funny Jewish sayings:
1. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans."
2. "Why is it that when you mix water and flour together you get glue, and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?"
3. "If you're going to be a kvetch, you might as well be a good one."
4. "Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."
5. "If you can't say something nice, say it in Yiddish."
6. "Even a secret agent can't keep a secret in a Jewish household."
7. "If you can't say something bad about a relationship, you shouldn't say anything at all."
8. "If you can't say something nice, say it in Hebrew."
9. "Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers? They never let anyone finish a sentence."
10. "If you're not guilty, why should you worry? If you are guilty, you should only worry a little."
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1. Sweet as, bro - used to express agreement or approval2. She'll be right - everything will be okay3. Chur bro - thank you or cheers mate4. Good as gold - all good or everything is fine5. Hard yakka - hard work6. No worries - no problem7. Choice bro - excellent or great8. Bugger it
1. Live, laugh, love.2. Stay wild, moon child.3. Be a voice, not an echo.4. Dream big, sparkle more.5. Slaying all day.6. Choose joy.7. Radiate positivity.8. Chasing sunsets.9. Blessed and grateful.10. Fearless and fabulous.
1. Sound, la - Meaning okay or alright, mate2. Boss tha - Meaning great or excellent3. Gizza bevvy - Asking for a drink, usually a beer4. Going the Asda - Going to the supermarket5. Our kid - Referring to a sibling or close friend6. Calm down, calm down - A phrase made famous by
1. You're sweeter than candy, thank you!2. Thanks for being so sweet, just like this candy!3. You're a treat, thank you for the sweet gesture!4. You're as delightful as candy, thank you!5. Thanks for the sweet surprise, you're the best!6. You're a real gem, just like this candy. Thank you
You are the peanut butter to my jelly.
Learning a new language is like opening a door to a whole new world.
1. Turning 77 is like being a fine wine - only getting better with age!2. At 77, you've officially reached 'vintage' status - cheers to many more years of greatness!3. 77 years young and still rocking it like a boss!4. They say age is just a number, but at 77, you've got a pretty impressive n
1. Turning 13 is like unlocking a new level in the game of life. Get ready for new adventures and challenges!2. Happy 13th birthday! May this year be filled with laughter, love, and lots of fun.3. Welcome to the teenage years! Embrace the journey ahead with courage and confidence.4. Thirteen
1. Bless your heart, you'll get it eventually.2. Aww, you're trying so hard, that's adorable.3. It's okay, you're doing your best.4. You're getting there, little by little.5. Keep practicing, you'll get it right someday.6. Don't worry, you'll figure it out eventually.7. You're so close,
1. Born to Truck, Forced to Nap2. Little Dude, Big Truck3. Mommy's Little Truckin' Buddy4. Truckin' Through Diapers5. Daddy's Co-Pilot6. Truck Yeah, I'm Cute!7. Future Truck Driver in Training8. Keep on Truckin', Baby Boy9. Milk, Diapers, and Trucks10. Born to Roll, Forced to Craw