Jewish sayings funny

Here are a few funny Jewish sayings:

1. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans."

2. "Why is it that when you mix water and flour together you get glue, and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?"

3. "If you're going to be a kvetch, you might as well be a good one."

4. "Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."

5. "If you can't say something nice, say it in Yiddish."

6. "Even a secret agent can't keep a secret in a Jewish household."

7. "If you can't say something bad about a relationship, you shouldn't say anything at all."

8. "If you can't say something nice, say it in Hebrew."

9. "Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers? They never let anyone finish a sentence."

10. "If you're not guilty, why should you worry? If you are guilty, you should only worry a little."

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Great kiwi sayings

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Patronising sayings

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