Happy easter sayings funny

1. "Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken!"

2. "Easter: the only time it's okay to put all your eggs in one basket."

3. "I hope your Easter is egg-stra special!"

4. "Why was the Easter bunny so good at basketball? Because he had a lot of hops!"

5. "Easter: the one day it's perfectly acceptable to put all your eggs in one basket."

6. "I'm so egg-cited for Easter, I can hardly contain myself!"

7. "Why did the Easter bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!"

8. "Easter is the only time of year when it's perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket."

9. "Why did the Easter egg go to school? To get egg-ucated!"

10. "I hope your Easter is egg-ceptional and egg-stra fun!"

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