Happy new year sayings funny
1. "May your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions."
2. "My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey."
3. "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions."
4. "My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating... starting next week."
5. "I'm not making any New Year's resolutions this year. I'm just going to wing it and see what happens."
6. "May your New Year's Eve party be as epic as your Instagram posts make it seem."
7. "My New Year's resolution is to remember to write 2023 instead of 2022."
8. "New Year, same me. Just better at hiding my flaws."
9. "May your Netflix subscription outlast your New Year's motivation."
10. "My New Year's resolution is to be more like my cat: sleep more, eat more, and give zero f***s."
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