1. "I can sell ice to an Eskimo."
2. "I could sell sand in the desert."
3. "I could sell water to a fish."
4. "I could sell a comb to a bald man."
5. "I could sell a bridge to a troll."
6. "I could sell a snowball in hell."
7. "I could sell a flashlight to the sun."
8. "I could sell a fan to a snowman."
9. "I could sell a map to a GPS."
10. "I could sell a mirror to a vampire."
Above is He can sell anything sayings.
1. Family is not defined by blood, but by the love and support we give each other.2. Blood makes you related, but loyalty makes you family.3. Family is not always about blood. It's about who is willing to hold your hand when you need it the most.4. The bond that links your true family is not
1. I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious on Friday the 13th.2. Knock on wood, avoid black cats, and watch out for ladders - it's Friday the 13th!3. If bad luck is a disease, Friday the 13th is the outbreak.4. I'm not afraid of Friday the 13th, I'm just afraid of running out of cof
1. Thank you for bee-ing so sweet!2. I appreciate you more than words can say, thank you for bee-ing there for me.3. You're the bee's knees, thank you for everything!4. Thanks a bunch for bee-ing such a great friend.5. I'm buzzing with gratitude for you, thank you!6. You're the honey to m
1. The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.2. You've got enemies? Good, that means you actually stood up for something in your life.3. The moment I stop having fun with it, I'll be done with it. I love music, and I love life.
Here are a few feel-good poems and sayings that may brighten your day:1. The sun will rise and set regardless. What we choose to do with the light while it's here is up to us. Journey wisely. - Alexandra Elle2. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
1. Ei hätää, sankari saapuu! - No worries, the hero is coming!2. Sankari ei pelkää haasteita. - A hero is not afraid of challenges.3. Sankari on valmis taistelemaan loppuun asti. - A hero is ready to fight until the end.4. Sankari ei jätä ketään pulaan. - A hero doesn't leave anyone i
1. Don't make me come down there. - God2. Free coffee, eternal life - what more could you want?3. Faith is not believing that God can, it's knowing that He will.4. God's love is like a candle in the darkness - it never goes out.5. Come in for a faith lift.6. The best vitamin for a Christi
1. Well butter my biscuit!2. He's slicker than snot on a doorknob.3. She's as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine.4. I'm sweatin' like a sinner in church.5. He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.6. She's all hat and no cattle.7. I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a sou
1. Don't poke the bear.2. Mama bear knows best.3. Mess with my cubs, and you'll meet the claws.4. I may be sweet, but I have a fierce side too.5. I'll protect my cubs with everything I've got.6. Don't underestimate a mother's love and strength.7. I'm not just a mama bear, I'm a warrior
1. Together forever, never apart, always in each other's hearts.2. In loving memory of a devoted husband and wife, united in life and now in eternity.3. Side by side, hand in hand, until the end of time.4. In loving memory of a husband and wife, whose love story will never fade.5. Together