He still thinks that funny sayings jokes
Here are a few funny sayings and jokes that might make him laugh:
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
3. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
4. "I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down."
5. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
6. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
7. "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."
8. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
9. "I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!"
10. "I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."
I hope these bring a smile to his face!
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