High sayings funny
1. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just dancing with gravity."
5. "I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a break from being productive."
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
10. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes."
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