Hilarious 60th birthday sayings

1. "60 is only 15 in Celsius!"

2. "At 60, you're just getting warmed up for the senior discounts!"

3. "60 is the new 40... but with more naps."

4. "Happy 60th! Time to start counting your wrinkles instead of candles."

5. "60 and fabulous! Just like a fine wine, you only get better with age."

6. "60 is the perfect age - old enough to know better, young enough to still do it anyway."

7. "Turning 60 is like turning 50... but with 10 years of experience!"

8. "Welcome to the 60s club - where the only rule is to have fun and forget about your age."

9. "60 is when you start to realize that 'senior moments' are just a polite way of saying 'I forgot'."

10. "Happy 60th birthday! Remember, age is just a number... a really big number."

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