Hilarious proverbs and sayings
1. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a dollar found in the laundry is a cause for celebration!"
2. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's almond milk, then you can cry a little."
3. "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
4. "A watched pot never boils, but an unwatched pot always boils over."
5. "When life gives you lemons, make sure to add vodka and throw a party."
6. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless you're really good at juggling."
7. "You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, but you can always order takeout."
8. "The grass is always greener on the other side, until you realize it's just artificial turf."
9. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
10. "A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it does collect a lot of speeding tickets."
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