Hilarious quotes and sayings girlfriends
1. "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson
2. "A good boyfriend can save your life. A good lawyer can save your ass. But a good girlfriend can save your sanity." - Unknown
3. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield
4. "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner
5. "I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it." - Unknown
6. "My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so I came back drunk." - Unknown
7. "I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen." - Unknown
8. "My girlfriend is like my iPhone. I don't know how I lived without her, and I get anxiety if I can't find her." - Unknown
9. "I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger." - Unknown
10. "My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters... But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly 'we need to talk'." - Unknown
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