Humerous sayings about beer
1. "Beer: helping people lower their standards since 3000 BC."
2. "I have mixed drinks about feelings, but I have mixed feelings about beer."
3. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
4. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a beer enthusiast."
5. "Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
6. "I'm not drunk, I'm just drinking creatively."
7. "Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
8. "I work until beer o'clock."
9. "In dog beers, I've only had one."
10. "Beer: because you can't drink bacon."
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