Humorous anniversary sayings

1. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."

2. "Happy anniversary! Remember, marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other person is the husband."

3. "Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops. Happy anniversary to the master craftsman and his favorite customer!"

4. "Congratulations on another year of tolerating each other! Here's to many more years of pretending to listen to each other."

5. "Marriage is like a fine wine, it gets better with age... and if you're lucky, it doesn't give you a headache in the morning. Happy anniversary!"

6. "They say marriage is a rollercoaster ride. So buckle up, hold on tight, and enjoy the ups and downs together. Happy anniversary!"

7. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other person is the husband. Cheers to another year of being right, my dear!"

8. "Happy anniversary! Remember, a successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person... even when they leave their socks on the floor."

9. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. It starts with a diamond and a heart, but by the end, you're looking for a club and a spade. Cheers to another year of playing the game!"

10. "Congratulations on another year of successfully pretending to be a normal, happy couple. Here's to fooling everyone for another year!"

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