Humorous church signs sayings

1. "Free coffee, eternal salvation - choose wisely!"

2. "Don't make me come down there - God"

3. "Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him"

4. "God answers knee-mail"

5. "Whoever stole our AC unit, keep it. It's hot where you're going!"

6. "God has a plan, but it involves a lot of coffee"

7. "Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church"

8. "Thou shalt not park here"

9. "God is like WIFI, available everywhere but you still need to connect"

10. "If you're praying for a sign, this is it!"

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Humorous merry christmas sayings

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