Humorous headstone sayings

1. "I told you I was sick!"

2. "I'll be back... maybe."

3. "Well, this sucks."

4. "Here lies the last person who asked me for directions."

5. "I always knew this day would come, but I didn't expect it to be so soon."

6. "I guess I won't be needing that gym membership anymore."

7. "Finally, some peace and quiet."

8. "I left my wallet in my other coffin."

9. "I told you I was allergic to peanuts."

10. "I'm just here for the free WiFi."

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2020 sayings for christmas cards

1. Wishing you a season filled with love, joy, and peace.2. May your holidays be merry and bright.3. Sending warm wishes for a wonderful Christmas and a happy New Year.4. May your heart be filled with the magic of the season.5. Here's to a holiday season filled with laughter and love.6. M

Cute mug rug sayings

1. Sip, sip, hooray!2. Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.3. Life is brew-tiful.4. Tea-riffic times ahead.5. Espresso yourself.6. Good vibes only, and coffee.7. You're brew-tiful.8. Rise and grind.9. Tea-riffic days start here.10. Coffee is my love language.

Sayings like work hard play hard

1. Grind now, shine later.2. Hustle in silence, let success make the noise.3. The harder you work, the luckier you get.4. Dream big, work hard.5. Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice, and most of all, love of what you are doing.6. Work like

Easter sayings for boyfriend

1. You crack me up like an Easter egg!2. You're my favorite bunny in the whole world.3. Hopping into Easter with you by my side.4. You make my heart hop with joy.5. Every day with you feels like a basket full of Easter treats.6. You're my sunshine on this Easter Sunday.7. I'm egg-cited

Overwatch characters sayings

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Irish drinking sayings

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Jamaican sayings and quotes

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Jewish sayings about friendship

1. A friend is one who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.2. A true friend is like a precious jewel, rare and valuable.3. Friendship is the thread that ties our hearts together.4. A friend is a gift you give yourself.5. In the sweetnes

Cool 3 word sayings

1. Live, laugh, love.2. Carpe diem, seize the day.3. Dream big, achieve.

Arrr pirate sayings

1. Shiver me timbers!2. Avast ye!3. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!4. Ahoy, matey!5. Sail ho!6. Dead men tell no tales.7. Walk the plank!8. Aye aye, captain!9. Thar she blows!10. Scurvy dog!