Humorous motivational sayings

1. "Don't give up, even if your alarm clock hates you."

2. "You're not a quitter, you're just on a temporary break from being awesome."

3. "Keep going, even if your inner voice sounds like a tired GPS."

4. "Success is just a nap away, so keep pushing through."

5. "You're not procrastinating, you're just letting your success marinate."

6. "Remember, even Beyoncé had to do laundry at some point."

7. "You're not failing, you're just pre-successful."

8. "Keep going, even if your motivation is on vacation."

9. "You're not lost, you're just taking the scenic route to success."

10. "Just remember, every successful person was once a beginner who didn't give up."

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Ricky gervais sayings

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Tumblr quotes and sayings about haters

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