Humorous old sayings
1. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink...unless you offer it a margarita."
2. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch...unless you're really good at math."
3. "A watched pot never boils...unless you turn up the heat and walk away to check your phone."
4. "The early bird catches the worm...but the second mouse gets the cheese."
5. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket...unless you're really good at juggling."
6. "You can't teach an old dog new tricks...but you can bribe them with treats."
7. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade...and add some vodka for good measure."
8. "Don't cry over spilled milk...unless it's your last carton and the store is closed."
9. "A penny saved is a penny earned...but a dollar found in the laundry is a bonus."
10. "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear...but you can make a pretty good bacon sandwich."
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