Humorous rubber stamp sayings

1. "Approved by the Department of Redundancy Department"

2. "Officially Certified as Certified"

3. "This Document is 100% Officially Official"

4. "Stamp of Approval: Because Why Not?"

5. "Notarized by a Highly Qualified Rubber Stamp"

6. "Stamping Out Boredom, One Document at a Time"

7. "Officially Stamped with a Hint of Sarcasm"

8. "Stamping with Authority (and a Dash of Humor)"

9. "Approved with a Wink and a Nod"

10. "This Document Has Been Officially Rubber-Stamped for Your Amusement"

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