Humorous sayings about love

1. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap."

2. "Love is like a rollercoaster, full of ups and downs and occasionally makes you want to throw up."

3. "Love is like a pizza, sometimes cheesy and sometimes saucy, but always satisfying."

4. "Love is like a remote control, it's easy to lose and always ends up in the couch cushions."

5. "Love is like a plant, if you don't water it, it dies. But if you water it too much, it drowns."

6. "Love is like a bank account, if you keep withdrawing without depositing, you'll end up bankrupt."

7. "Love is like a puzzle, sometimes the pieces fit perfectly and sometimes you just can't find where they belong."

8. "Love is like a game of chess, it requires strategy, patience, and sometimes sacrifices."

9. "Love is like a cup of coffee, it can be bitter or sweet, but always gives you a kick."

10. "Love is like a dance, sometimes you step on each other's toes but it's all part of the rhythm."

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