Humorous sayings for 70th birthday
1. "At 70, you're not old, you're just a classic!"
2. "Turning 70 is like being a fine wine - you only get better with age!"
3. "70 is the new 50... just with more experience!"
4. "They say life begins at 70... but I think you've been having a blast all along!"
5. "70 years young and still fabulous!"
6. "Age is just a number, but at 70, it's a pretty impressive one!"
7. "You're not 70, you're 18 with 52 years of experience!"
8. "70 is the perfect age - old enough to know better, young enough to still do it anyway!"
9. "Happy 70th birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, you're just leveling up!"
10. "70 is the new 40... but with more wisdom and fewer regrets!"
Above is Humorous sayings for 70th birthday.
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1. Tiny toes, big dreams.2. Cuteness overload!3. Love at first sight.4. Hello world, here I am!5. You are my sunshine.6. Snuggles and cuddles all day.7. Little hands, big heart.8. Sweet as can be.9. Best things come in small packages.10. Sleeping like a baby (hopefully!).
1. Bark at the moon.2. Howl at the night.3. Haunt with honor.4. Prowl in the shadows.5. Whisper in the wind.6. Chase the spirits.7. Guard the graveyard.8. Wander the world unseen.9. Roam the realm of the undead.10. Loyalty beyond the grave.
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