Humours sayings about priests
1. "A priest is like a tea bag - you never know how strong he is until he's in hot water."
2. "Why did the priest go to the bank? To get his collars."
3. "A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar... and the bartender says, 'What is this, a joke?'"
4. "Why did the priest bring a ladder to church? To take his sermon to a higher level."
5. "The only time a priest can call in sick is when he has a bad case of 'holy fever.'"
6. "Why did the priest carry a pencil to church? In case he needed to draw some holy water."
7. "A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar... and the bartender says, 'What is this, a joke about religious leaders?'"
8. "Why did the priest go to the doctor? He had a bad case of 'holy cow.'"
9. "What do you call a priest who becomes a detective? Father Investigator."
10. "Why did the priest bring a map to church? In case he needed to find his way to heaven."
Above is Humours sayings about priests.
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