Funny christmas quotes sayings and poems
1. "Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home." - Carol Nelson
2. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." - Buddy the Elf
3. "Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection." - Winston Churchill
4. "I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year." - Charles Dickens
5. "Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful." - Norman Vincent Peale
Here's a funny Christmas poem for you:
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugarplums danced in their heads.
And mamma in her kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave a lustre of midday to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer.
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"
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