Husband funny sayings

1. "My wife says I never listen to her. At least that's what I think she said."

2. "I asked my husband what he wanted for his birthday. He said, 'A divorce.' I was so shocked, I nearly crashed the car. I had no idea he wanted a car."

3. "My husband is like a fine wine. He gets better with age... and gives me a headache."

4. "My husband thinks he's funny. I think he's delusional."

5. "I told my husband I wanted a romantic evening. He took me to a dollar store and said, 'Pick out anything you want, as long as it's under $5.'"

6. "My husband's idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand."

7. "My husband is like a toddler. He's cute, but I have to clean up after him all the time."

8. "My husband's idea of helping with housework is watching me do it."

9. "My husband is a great cook. He can make reservations like nobody's business."

10. "My husband is always telling me to relax and take it easy. I think he's confusing me with the cat."

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