Hysterically funny quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just witty beyond my years."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
10. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."
Above is Hysterically funny quotes and sayings.
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1. Merry and Bright in my Christmas PJs2. All I want for Christmas is cozy pajamas3. Fa La La La in my Pajamas4. Jingle all the way to bed in my Christmas PJs5. Sleighing it in my holiday jammies6. Santa's favorite pajamas7. Snuggle up in Christmas spirit8. Dreaming of a white Christm
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