I'm drunker than sayings
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1. I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. - Rodney Dangerfield2. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. - Unknown3. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right
1. I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I put the 'pro' in procrastination.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?6. I'm not clumsy, the floor j
1. We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated. - Maya Angelou2. The time is always right to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.3. Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome. - Booker T. Wash
1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit!2. Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason, you may need medicine.3. The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will interest his patients in the care of the human frame, in diet,
1. Always remember that I am here for you, no matter what.2. Believe in yourself and your abilities, you are capable of achieving great things.3. Be kind, respectful, and honest in all that you do.4. Chase your dreams with passion and determination.5. Learn from your mistakes and use them a
1. If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.2. Don't make that face, it'll get stuck like that.3. Money doesn't grow on trees.4. Don't sit too close to the TV, it'll ruin your eyes.5. Eat your vegetables, they'll make you strong.6. Don't run with scissors.7. Always wea
1. I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell. 2. I don't have time for negativity, I'm too busy being fabulous. 3. I may be a hot mess, but at least I'm a fabulous hot mess. 4. I didn't come this far to only come this far. 5. Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth. 6. I'm not a
1. I used to have a drinking problem, but now I'm a recovering alcoholic... problem solved!2. I'm not a quitter, I'm just a recovering alcoholic.3. I don't have a drinking problem anymore, now I have a drinking solution... it's called water.4. I'm in recovery from alcoholism, which means I no
1. A cobweb is a ladder of lightness.2. In the cobweb of life, every thread counts.3. Like a spider weaving its web, we must patiently build our dreams.4. The cobweb of fate connects us all.5. Just as a cobweb catches the morning dew, so too can we capture moments of beauty in our lives.6.
1. Happily ever after2. Tying the knot3. Two hearts, one love4. To have and to hold5. Love is patient, love is kind6. From this day forward7. Together forever8. I do9. Love conquers all10. A match made in heaven