Inherently funny sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not indecisive, I'm just open to all possibilities."
7. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just waiting for the right moment."
8. "I'm not a chef, I'm an expert at microwaving."
9. "I'm not forgetful, I just have a selective memory."
10. "I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very particular about how things should be."
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1. I'm sorry for being a goofball, can you forgive me?2. I promise to make it up to you, please forgive me.3. I messed up, but I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.4. I'm truly sorry for my mistake, can we move past this?5. I hate seeing you upset, please forgive me.6. I'm a
1. May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends beneath it never fall out.2. A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.3. You'll never plough a field by turning it over in your mind.4. There are only two kinds of people in the world, the Irish and those who
1. As the night gets darker, let your worries fade. Sleep peacefully knowing you've done all you can for today. 2. The night is a time of reflection, a time to let go of the worries of the day and embrace the peace of the night. 3. Good night, sleep tight, may your dreams take you on a magical
1. Lucky number seven.2. Seventh heaven.3. Seven wonders of the world.4. Seven seas.5. Seven days in a week.6. Seven deadly sins.7. Seven years of bad luck.
1. Splish splash, it's a boy in the bath!2. Rub-a-dub-dub, a sweet boy in the tub!3. Bath time fun for the little one!4. Wash away your worries, it's a boy!5. Squeaky clean and oh so sweet, it's a boy we can't wait to meet!6. From tiny toes to little nose, this boy is sure to steal the sh
1. Sweeten your day with some cotton candy!2. Let's spin into a new school year with cotton candy treats!3. Get ready to have a 'fluffy' good time at school with cotton candy!4. School is sweeter with cotton candy by your side.5. Pop quiz: Can you resist the temptation of cotton candy?6.
1. I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: 'I served in the United States Navy.' - John F. Kennedy2. The Navy has both a tradition and a future –
1. In every walk with nature, one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Lao Tzu3. The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir4. Not all who wander are lost. - J.R.R. Tolkien5. Hike more, worry less. - Unknown6.
1. Reception is key.2. Stay tuned for more.3. Signal strength matters.4. Keep your antenna up.5. Don't lose connection.6. Adjust your frequency.7. Find the right wavelength.8. Stay connected.9. Boost your signal.10. Tune in to the right channel.
1. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.2. Don't let anyone dull your sparkle.3. Dream big, work hard, stay focused.4. You are capable of amazing things.5. Embrace the journey, trust the process.6. Your vibe attracts your tribe.7. Stay positive, work hard, make it happen.8. Be