Irish curse sayings

Here are some examples of Irish curse sayings:

1. May the road rise up to meet you, and then trip you on the way back down.

2. May the wind always be at your back, and the rain always fall on your enemies.

3. May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my grandmother's teeth.

4. May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you're dead.

5. May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent.

6. May the cat eat you and the devil eat the cat.

7. May you be afflicted with the itch but have no nails to scratch.

8. May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night.

Above is Irish curse sayings.

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