Ironic quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
7. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
10. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just waiting for the right moment."
Above is Ironic quotes and sayings.
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