It funny sayings

Sure, here are some funny sayings for you:

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just really good at sarcasm."

9. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, we're just in a committed relationship."

10. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."

Above is It funny sayings.

Funny beauty quotes and sayings

1. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.2. I'm not high maintenance, I'm just high on life... and maybe a little mascara.3. I woke up like this... flawless... and by 'this' I mean a hot mess.4. Beauty is power; a smile is its sword... and a good concealer is its shield.5. I'm not perfect

Inclusive mother's day sayings

1. To all the amazing mothers out there, happy Mother's Day! Your love and strength inspire us all.2. Celebrating all mothers today, whether you are a birth mother, adoptive mother, stepmother, or any other kind of mother. Your love knows no bounds.3. Wishing a happy Mother's Day to all the str

Rhyming goodnight sayings

1. Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.2. Sweet dreams, moonbeams.3. Rest well, hear the bedtime bell.4. Nighty night, sleep tight.5. Pleasant dreams, moonbeams.6. Slumber deep, drift off to sleep.7. Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.8. Dreamland awaits, close your eyes and esca

Capitalist sayings pulling yourself up by the bootstraps

This saying is often used to emphasize the idea that individuals should take responsibility for their own success and work hard to improve their circumstances. It suggests that through hard work, determination, and self-reliance, individuals can achieve success and prosperity.

Nfl sayings

1. Any given Sunday2. Defense wins championships3. It's a game of inches4. Offense sells tickets, defense wins games5. The road to the Super Bowl goes through [team/city]6. Hail Mary pass7. Sack attack8. The Lombardi Trophy9. Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing10. Gridir

Cute you re the to my sayings

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Cheekiness quotes and sayings

1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. 2. I'm not shy, I'm just very good at pretending to be. 3. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. 4. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 5. I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas. 6. I'm not s

Short funny dog sayings

1. I'm not spoiled, I'm just well-loved.2. I'm not fat, I'm just a little husky.3. I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.4. I'm not begging, I'm just practicing my puppy eyes.5. I'm not misbehaving, I'm just testing your patience.6. I'm not barking, I'm just expressing myself loudly.7

Colour me a wallflower sayings

1. I am both happy and sad at the same time, and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.2. I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.3. I didn't need you, you idiot. I picked yo

Office wall art sayings

1. Work hard, stay humble.2. Dream big, work hard, stay focused.3. Success is the sum of small efforts repeated day in and day out.4. Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire.5. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.6. Stay positive, work hard, make it happ