Jack benny quotes and sayings
1. "Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
2. "I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
3. "You can always tell a Harvard man, but you can't tell him much."
4. "A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid."
5. "I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too."
6. "I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could."
7. "I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true."
8. "Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
9. "Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
10. "I'd rather have no money and be happy than have lots of money and be miserable."
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1. 65 years young and still going strong!2. Aged to perfection at 65!3. 65 and fabulous!4. Cheers to 65 years of wisdom and grace!5. 65 looks good on you!6. Happy 65th birthday, may your day be as special as you are!7. Celebrating 65 years of life, love, and laughter!8. Wishing you a
1. Just keep swimming.2. Fish are friends, not food.3. When life gets you down, you know what you gotta do? Just keep swimming.4. I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.5. Mine? Mine. Mine. Mine.6. You can't let fear dictate your actions.7. All drains l
1. Barn sweet barn2. Life is better in the barn3. Happiness is a full barn4. Barn life, best life5. Barnyard bliss6. Home is where the barn is7. Barn living, simple living8. Barnyard beauty9. In the barn, we trust10. Barn vibes only
1. Art is not a thing; it is a way. - Elbert Hubbard2. I don't paint because I'm an artist, I paint because I don't know how to do anything else. 3. Art is like a good joke - if you have to explain it, it's probably not that good.4. I paint like a blind man, who's never seen a rainbow.5. Ar
1. Ordo ab Chao - Order out of Chaos2. As above, so below3. Freemasonry: Making good men better4. Brotherly love, relief, and truth5. In the East, wisdom; in the West, strength; in the South, beauty; and in the North, silence6. To be one, ask one7. Faith, Hope, and Charity8. In the qu
1. Wine a little, laugh a lot.2. Wine is my spirit animal.3. Wine not?4. Sip happens.5. Wine a bit, you'll feel better.6. Wine a little, it'll make you feel better.7. Wine a little, it'll all be fine.8. Wine a little, wine a lot.9. Wine is the answer, what was the question?10. Win
1. A stitch in time saves nine. - Meaning it's better to address a problem early before it becomes bigger.2. Many hands make light work. - Encouraging teamwork and collaboration to make tasks easier.3. Don't put all your eggs in one basket. - Advising against relying on one single thing for su
1. Rome wasn't built in a day.2. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.3. Actions speak louder than words.4. The early bird catches the worm.5. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.6. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.7. A penny saved is a penny earned.8. The grass is a
1. Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing. - Luke 23:342. Truly I tell you, today you will be with me in paradise. - Luke 23:433. Woman, here is your son. Here is your mother. - John 19:26-274. My God, my God, why have you forsaken me? - Matthew 27:465. I am thirsty.
1. I'm a chip off the old block!2. Just keep on dippin'!3. Life is better with a bag of chips.4. Crunchy and munchy, that's me!5. I'm all that and a bag of chips!6. Don't be salty, be crunchy!7. I'm the chip to your dip.8. Chips are my love language.9. I'm a snack attack waiting to