Jeff foxworthy sayings

Here are some popular Jeff Foxworthy sayings:

1. "If you've ever cut your grass and found a car, you might be a redneck."

2. "If you think the stock market has a fence around it, you might be a redneck."

3. "If you've ever been too drunk to fish, you might be a redneck."

4. "If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck."

5. "If you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth, you might be a redneck."

6. "If you've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog, you might be a redneck."

7. "If you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk, you might be a redneck."

8. "If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor, you might be a redneck."

9. "If you think the last words to the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines,' you might be a redneck."

10. "If you've ever been too drunk to drive, but you know you're too drunk to walk, you might be a redneck."

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