Funny cafe chalkboard sayings

1. "Decaf? Ain't nobody got time for that!"

2. "Espresso yourself!"

3. "Life happens, coffee helps."

4. "Procaffeinating: the tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee."

5. "Coffee: because adulting is hard."

6. "I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and strong."

7. "Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee."

8. "Rise and grind!"

9. "Coffee, the most important meal of the day."

10. "Coffee: the original energy drink."

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