Jerry clower sayings

Jerry Clower was a popular American comedian known for his humorous stories and sayings. Here are a few of his famous sayings:

1. "A coon huntin' is a lot like a good party. You gotta have a good dog, a good light, and a good story."

2. "I'm just a simple country boy, but I know what's important in life: family, friends, and a good laugh."

3. "I always say, if you can't laugh at yourself, you're missing out on the best joke in town."

4. "You can't make old friends. You either have 'em or you don't."

5. "I ain't never had too much fun, but I sure have had too much to eat."

6. "You can take the boy out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the boy."

7. "I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I sure do know how to have a good time."

8. "Life is like a possum on a gum stump - you never know what you're gonna get."

9. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And if that don't work, add a little sugar and some whiskey."

10. "I ain't never been lost, but I been a mite confused for a few days."

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