Jimmy greaves sayings
Jimmy Greaves, the legendary English footballer, was known for his wit and humor. Here are some of his famous sayings:
1. "It's a funny old game."
2. "Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win."
3. "If you don't shoot, you don't score."
4. "I was born with a gift, not the gift of playing football, but the gift of loving it."
5. "I'm just a failed footballer. I'm just a failed everything."
6. "I don't like football. I love it."
7. "I'm not a one-man team, but I'm the one who scores the goals."
8. "I'm not a great football fan, but I love to see a good player."
9. "I don't know what I'm doing here. I'm just a footballer."
10. "Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys."
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