Joke quotes and sayings

1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

6. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot... of candy in Candy Crush."

7. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

8. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

9. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

10. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, we're just in a committed relationship."

Above is Joke quotes and sayings.

Hindi sayings puchh

1. जो खोया है वो पाया है। (Jo khoya hai wo paya hai) - What is lost is found.2. जैसा करोगे वैसा भरोगे। (Jaisa karoge vaisa bharoge) - As you sow, so shall you reap.3. दिन की शुरुआत अच्छी करो, दिन अच्छा बीतेगा। (Din ki shuruaat achhi karo, din achha beetega) - Start your day well, the day will

Cute marquee sayings

1. Love is in the air2. You are my sunshine3. Happiness is homemade4. Life is sweet5. Smile, it's contagious6. Adventure awaits7. Dream big8. Be kind, always9. You are loved10. Live, laugh, love

Drinking sayings for shots

1. Here's to nights we won't remember with friends we'll never forget.2. In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in shots there is truth.3. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!4. Shots, shots, shots, everybody!5. Life is short, take the shot.6. Sip happens, but tequi

Broncos fan sayings

1. Orange Crush forever!2. In Elway we trust.3. United in Orange.4. Mile High Magic.5. Bleed orange and blue.6. Broncos Country, baby!7. Defense wins championships.8. Horsepower on the field.9. Orange you glad you're a Broncos fan?10. Ride or die with the Broncos.

I m just me quotes and sayings

1. I am who I am, and that's all I'll ever be.2. I may not be perfect, but I'm always me.3. I'm not trying to be anyone else, I'm just being me.4. I'm not here to fit in, I'm here to stand out as myself.5. I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I'm just fine being me.6. I'm not a carbon

Sayings with the word brave

1. Bravery is not the absence of fear, but the strength to confront it.2. Fortune favors the brave.3. Be brave, take risks, nothing can substitute experience.4. Brave men rejoice in adversity, just as brave soldiers triumph in war.5. Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.

C o 2014 sayings and meanings

Here are some popular sayings from 2014 along with their meanings:1. Netflix and chill - This phrase was used to suggest watching Netflix together as a pretext for casual sexual activity.2. On fleek - This term was used to describe something that is perfectly styled or looking flawless.3. Yas q

Influence quotes sayings

1. The only way to influence someone is to truly understand what they need, what they value, and what they fear. - Dale Carnegie2. Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young3. The greatest ability in business is to get along with others and to

Deserve quotes and sayings in hindi

1. कर्म करो, फल की चिंता मत करो। (Do your duty, don't worry about the results.)2. सफलता वहीं मिलती है जो उसे हकदार मानता है। (Success comes to those who consider themselves worthy of it.)3. जो अपने लिए नहीं सोचता, वह दूसरों के लिए सोचता है। (He who does not think for himself, thinks for others

Freedom revolution sayings

1. Give me liberty or give me death. - Patrick Henry2. Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed. - Martin Luther King Jr.3. The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.