Joke sayings with an irish accent
1. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, begorrah!"
2. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta, sure and begorrah!"
3. "Why don't you ever iron a four-leaf clover? Because you don't want to press your luck, now do ya?"
4. "What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear, sure and it's a grand joke!"
5. "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one, sure and it's a good one!"
6. "What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain, sure and it's a purrfect joke!"
7. "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, sure and it's a grand bit of humor!"
8. "What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish, sure and it's a right royal joke!"
9. "Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired, sure and it's a wheely good one!"
10. "What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time, sure and it's a grand joke!"
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