Jokes hotter than sayings
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
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Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
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1. Scars on the inside are just as deep as scars on the outside.2. Emotional wounds can be just as painful as physical ones.3. The mind is a fragile thing, easily broken by the weight of emotional trauma.4. Hurt feelings can leave lasting scars that are invisible to the eye.5. Emotional pai
1. Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all. - Harriet Van Horne2. The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you've got to have a what-the-hell attitude. - Julia Child3. Cooking is all about people. Food is maybe the only universal thing that
1. Don't wait for a miracle, be the miracle.2. Faith is not knowing what the future holds, but knowing who holds the future.3. Let go and let God.4. Prayer: the world's greatest wireless connection.5. Don't just go to church, be the church.6. God's love is like a candle in the darkness, i
1. Eat, drink, and be scary!2. Witch better have my candy!3. Fangs for the memories!4. Creepin' it real.5. If you've got it, haunt it!6. Just here for the boos.7. Trick or treat yo' self!8. Witchful thinking.9. Resting witch face.10. Ghouls just wanna have fun!
1. Snickers are like little bites of happiness.2. Eating a Snickers is like a hug for your taste buds.3. Snickers: the sweet escape your mouth craves.4. Indulge in a Snickers and let your worries melt away.5. Savor the moment with a Snickers in hand.6. Life is better with a Snickers in yo
1. Aim high, fly, fight, win.2. Adapt and overcome.3. Fly, fight, win.4. Airpower, anytime, anywhere.5. Wingman up.6. Aim high, the sky's the limit.7. No guts, no glory.8. Air superiority in all we do.9. Train like you fight, fight like you train.10. Wings of freedom.
1. Carpe Diem - Seize the day2. Not all who wander are lost3. Inhale the future, exhale the past4. She believed she could, so she did5. Stay wild, moon child6. Find beauty in the chaos7. Live the life you've imagined8. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger9. Embrace the journey1
1. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.2. Prevention is better than cure.3. A stitch in time saves nine.4. Prevention is the best medicine.5. The best medicine is to prevent disease before it starts.6. Preventive care is the key to a healthy life.7. Take care of your body, i
Rich sayings:1. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.2. The rich get richer and the poor get poorer.3. It's not about the money, it's about the lifestyle.4. Money talks.5. Rich people don't work for money, they make money work for them.Poor sayings:1. Li
1. Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening. - Mahatma Gandhi2. Prayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul. It is daily admission of one's weakness. It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi3. Prayer does not cha