July quotes humor and sayings
1. "July is like the awkward middle child of summer - not as exciting as June, not as relaxing as August."
2. "In July, I can't help but feel like a melted popsicle trying to survive in the heat."
3. "July is the month when even my ice cream starts melting before I can finish it."
4. "July: the month where my air conditioner becomes my best friend and my electric bill becomes my worst enemy."
5. "July is the perfect time to embrace my inner sloth and just lounge around in the shade all day."
6. "In July, I have two moods: sweating profusely or complaining about sweating profusely."
7. "July is when I start to question my life choices that led me to live in a place where the air hurts my face."
8. "July is all fun and games until you realize you have to wear a swimsuit in public."
9. "July: the month where I pretend I'm a grill master even though I can barely cook toast."
10. "July is the time of year when I regret every decision that led me to wear jeans instead of shorts."
Above is July quotes humor and sayings.
1. I'm so cold, I could freeze a polar bear's popsicle.2. I'm as cold as a penguin's feet in Antarctica.3. I'm colder than a snowman's heart.4. I'm so cold, I make ice cubes jealous.5. I'm as cold as a witch's kiss.6. I'm colder than a polar vortex.7. I'm so cold, I could put Jack Frost
1. You will age like fine wine...but maybe with a few more wrinkles.2. Your birthday cake calories don't count today...or any day, really.3. You will receive many birthday wishes...mostly from people on Facebook you haven't talked to in years.4. A surprise party is in your future...but don't
1. I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.2. I am a lot of things. I am a madman, I am a thief, I am a lover, I am a father, I am a son, I am a vampire, I am a ghost, I am a hero, I am a villain. I am Nicolas Cage.3
1. Teachers plant seeds of knowledge that grow forever.2. Teaching is a work of heart.3. It takes a big heart to shape little minds.4. Thank you for helping me grow.5. Teachers change the world one student at a time.6. The influence of a good teacher can never be erased.7. Teaching is a
Painted stones with sayings on them can make for beautiful and inspiring decorations or gifts. Here are some steps you can follow to create your own painted stones with sayings:1. Gather your materials: You will need smooth stones, acrylic paint in various colors, paintbrushes, a pencil, and a clear
1. Make hay while the sun shines.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. A stitch in time saves nine.4. You reap what you sow.5. As ye sow, so shall ye reap.6. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.7. The early bird catches the worm.8. A rolling stone gathers no moss.9. Ma
Here are some popular Filipino sayings about life (lakad buhay):1. Ang buhay ay parang gulong, minsan nasa ibabaw, minsan nasa ilalim. (Life is like a wheel, sometimes you're up, sometimes you're down.)2. Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. (If you have patience, you will reap the rewards.)3. Hindi l
Here are some popular sayings and quotes from Tumblr in 2014:1. Live the life you've imagined. 2. Be the change you wish to see in the world.3. Do more of what makes you happy.4. Life is short, make it sweet.5. Stay positive, work hard, make it happen.6. You are capable of amazing things.
1. A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take. - Cardinal Mermillod2. Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning3. A mother's love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty4. Mothe
1. May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face; the rains fall soft upon your fields and until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand. - Irish Blessing2. A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb3. It is a