Ken dodd funny sayings

Ken Dodd was a British comedian known for his quick wit and humorous sayings. Here are a few of his famous quotes:

1. "I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her."

2. "It's a strange world we live in. Some people buy newspapers to read the news, others like to roll fish and chips in them."

3. "I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside."

4. "I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it."

5. "I've seen a topless barmaid. She's got a tattoo of a pint of beer on her back. It's very realistic, the head even froths."

6. "I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific."

7. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."

8. "I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

9. "I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty."

10. "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

Ken Dodd's humor was often characterized by his playful wordplay and clever observations about everyday life.

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