Ken dodd quotes and sayings

1. "I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it."

2. "The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after Rangers and Celtic had both lost."

3. "I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her."

4. "It's a bit like your wedding day, isn't it? You spend so long preparing and planning, and then it's over in a flash."

5. "I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside."

6. "The man who invented cats' eyes got the idea when he saw the eyes of a cat in his headlights. If the cat had been going the other way, he would have invented the pencil sharpener."

7. "I've seen a topless lady ventriloquist. Nobody has ever seen her lips move."

8. "I've always wanted to be a millionaire but I can't find anyone to look after the money."

9. "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

10. "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

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Akbar and musk fragrance sayings

1. Akbar's fragrance is as captivating as a blooming garden in spring.2. Musk's scent lingers in the air like a sweet melody that never fades.3. Inhale the essence of Akbar and feel the warmth of a thousand suns.4. Let Musk's aroma envelop you in a cloak of mystery and allure.5. Akbar's fra

Going up sayings

1. The only way is up.2. Rise above it all.3. Climb every mountain.4. Reach for the stars.5. Ascend to new heights.6. Elevate your mindset.7. Upward and onward.8. Scale the heights of success.9. Keep your chin up.10. The sky's the limit.

Sayings rope

Give me a firm place to stand, and I will move the earth. - Archimedes

Beads by the dozen cajun sayings

1. Laissez les bons temps rouler - Let the good times roll2. Fais do-do - Go to sleep3. Cher bébé - Dear baby4. Fais pas chaud - It's not hot5. Fais pas la tête - Don't pout6. Ça c'est bon - That's good7. Ça c'est la vie - That's life8. Ça c'est bon marché - That's cheap9. Ça c'est

Dos equis beer sayings

1. I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.2. Stay thirsty, my friends.3. I am the most interesting man in the world.4. I don't need luck, I have Dos Equis.5. The only thing smoother than my moves is my Dos Equis.6. I don't follow the crowd, I lead with Dos Equis.7.

Depression sayings and quotes

1. It's so difficult to describe depression to someone who's never been there, because it's not sadness. I know sadness. Sadness is to cry and to feel. But it's that cold absence of feeling—that really hollowed-out feeling. - J.K. Rowling2. Depression is like a heaviness that you can't ever escap

Chirpractic sayings

1. The power that made the body, heals the body. 2. Health comes from within. 3. The spine is the lifeline. 4. The nervous system controls everything in the body. 5. Motion is life. 6. The body has an innate ability to heal itself. 7. Chiropractic care is more than just pain relief, it'

Sayings about tough times

1. Tough times never last, but tough people do.2. The darkest nights produce the brightest stars.3. Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.4. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.5. Adversity introduces a man to himself.6. When the going gets tough, the tough get going.7. The

Picture quotes and sayings

1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take. - Unknown3. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt4. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what yo

Hallmark sympathy sayings

1. Thinking of you during this difficult time.2. May cherished memories bring you comfort.3. Sending love and light your way.4. Wishing you peace and healing.5. In our thoughts and prayers.6. May you find strength in the love that surrounds you.7. With deepest sympathy.8. May you find